July 2012
if i lose weight, people will find new things wrong with me.
spiders are nothing more than land octopuses.
June 2012
i wish my boyfriend would text me or kik me…
hint hint
nudge nudge
do you see what i’m hinting at, babe?
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer