June 2012
i cant wait to watch les miserables and cry through the whole movie!
i’m preparing myself by crying through the whole trailer!
omg, i can’t stop watching it, my excitement is killing me to death.
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Watchknewdrew:
puppets and a drunk baby.
more important…..a drunk baby.
May 2012
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downloading a lunar calendar so i can keep tabs on my boyfriend’s moods.
he may not believe in this kind of stuff, but i sure as hell do.
and this way i can track his mood so i can wait until he’s in a good mood to rub in his face that i’m right!
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Watchtina765:
dahlstrom:
kaley:
societydefinedbeauty:
when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
i’ve reblogged this before but it seriously makes me so happy
“computer! whass your name?!”
oh awww.
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knewdrew:
my favorite food is french fries.
(i’m a man of simple taste.)
one time, a girl invited me over to her house
and when i got there she had peeled and cut pototoes
and was about to make me some homemade french fries.
homemade french fries, man. like…from scratch, bro.
i got so excited at the thought that i fucked her all over her kitchen and never got the fries.
today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew:
i had $54.
i could either…
pay my $54 phone bill or
i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
christophersee:
being married would be awesome
you get to wake up naked with someone you love, almost every morning, for the rest of your life
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“Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend....”
– Jim Halpert (The Office)
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My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
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Things parents forget to tell their children: →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...
The awkward moment your daughter doesn't care... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
And you’re there like
“Who are you?”
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