May 2013
I want the world.
“I wanna first learn what the word vector means, and then I get right on the...”
– Let’s Play - Minecraft #50 (29:17)
I just liked a shit ton of Gavin free quotes and I went to find a good one to reblog and now I can’t find them so what the fuck
I can’t explain why I spent the last four days watching lets play other than Gavin and Michael. Just that.
Vernon came over he saw he got me tipsy and then left.
We talked about the good ol days.
I might be a little more than tipsy.
two stories,
i went to starbucks with my cousin who is 16 and a boy and basically they asked me if he was my boyfriend. like. they know me there and they know that my ex was younger than me. they must think i have a think for young blonds. blonds, yes. young, not anymore.
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since everyone here is a diabetic for fun we sit around and check our blood sugar and so i checked mine and it was...
Panic at the disco songs give me boners. So does just brendon on his own. Therefor, Anthony from smosh gives me a boner. And then Ian gives me a boner too. So basically my life is just a constant boner.
Great gatsby more like gatsby
Ben and I saw it
We stayed in the theater after everyone left
Not for gross reasons
We talked about not liking it
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so the person i look up to, my kinda wise owl guy, is having another baby. i should have spoke to him a long time ago. it’s like, he’s having another baby in a month and i had no idea. c’mon man. thought we were buddies.
i have had three thoughts recently:
1)i want to be in like porno, like, it’s weird and i don’t think i’d ever do it, but basically, wouldn’t it be funny to visit highschool (i went to a wicked small one) and see the looks on the teachers faces when they know what i’ve done and then i get to know what they’ve done. HA!
2) i’ve been craving wendy’s...
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How did I pull off an A in stats?
“gWhen someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy, age 4. (via crimson-and-clover)
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remember that one time when i was meditating because of a panic attack and i ended up accidentally brought up a repressed memory of when the boy down the street did weird thing and i saw my first penis?
i forgot about it again until now.
so there’s this cute guy who was in my econ class and i started talking to him, right? after 4 months of being too shy, i start talking to him. come to find out he lives 5 mins from me. 5 mins!! what the hell! also, he tells me where he works and i feel like if i ever need anything technology, i can’t go there because he will think i’m like stalking him.
but he’s like...
i need a haircut.
i neeeeeed it.
h3rmitsunited:
belbet:
kimjongthrilla:
logicadinfinitum:
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
DINOSAIRS
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
i…
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
amy-rory-melody:
when i find myself in time of trouble
westie collins comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
i’m done with college for a while.
methlabrador:
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
I keep forgetting that I have an exam tomorrow that if I don’t pass I will fail the class.
oops.
P.S.- Supernatural giving a queer character a...
perpetuallycaffeinated:
and makes you cry.
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April 2013
i slowly and secretly add things about my life as a fat person in conversation with skinny people. it’s funny when you can see their brains actually grasp that there is a difference. i like when people notice things.
shutupaubrey:
if we’re dating and you tell me who i can and cannot talk to we will no longer be dating
gr8brittyn:
cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:
I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY
WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS
JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO
when we were little, my mom made my brother and i matching team rocket pajamas.
i just read and watched a lot of things about children and toddlers talking about their past lives.
i wish travis did that.
he only talked about weird dreams where he was getting kidnapped.
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta have sex with me
sometimes I think about the person I am in my dreams and I hate myself for it.
I think, why can’t I be more like her? Why can’t I be the person she is?
She’s so confident. She dresses so beautifully. She is the most beautiful version of me. She gets what she wants. She speaks her mind and she is never afraid to tell someone how she feels about them. But most of all, she is so...
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