Dear Diary,

I want the world.

I just liked a shit ton of Gavin free quotes and I went to find a good one to reblog and now I can’t find them so what the fuck

I can’t explain why I spent the last four days watching lets play other than Gavin and Michael. Just that.

Vernon came over he saw he got me tipsy and then left.
We talked about the good ol days.
I might be a little more than tipsy.

two stories, 

i went to starbucks with my cousin who is 16 and a boy and basically they asked me if he was my boyfriend. like. they know me there and they know that my ex was younger than me. they must think i have a think for young blonds. blonds, yes. young, not anymore.

second

since everyone here is a diabetic for fun we sit around and check our blood sugar and so i checked mine and it was crazy high (like 146 and the normal is 80-120) and my dad was laughing because his was 119. and he was saying how i must be a diabetic but then we remembered that i had just had a hot chocolate from dunkin as well as a reeses (so that my grandma wouldnt eat it and then die) so and hour later i tested it and it was 90. basically, i freaked out for no reason. 

Panic at the disco songs give me boners. So does just brendon on his own. Therefor, Anthony from smosh gives me a boner. And then Ian gives me a boner too. So basically my life is just a constant boner.

Great gatsby more like gatsby
Ben and I saw it
We stayed in the theater after everyone left
Not for gross reasons
We talked about not liking it

so the person i look up to, my kinda wise owl guy, is having another baby. i should have spoke to him a long time ago. it’s like, he’s having another baby in a month and i had no idea. c’mon man. thought we were buddies. 

i have had three thoughts recently:

1)i want to be in like porno, like, it’s weird and i don’t think i’d ever do it, but basically, wouldn’t it be funny to visit highschool (i went to a wicked small one) and see the looks on the teachers faces when they know what i’ve done and then i get to know what they’ve done. HA!

2) i’ve been craving wendy’s for the last, oh i dunno, month or five, so i’m going to fucking get some fucking wendy’s.

and 3) since i’m going to wendy’s, i might as well go to best buy and see that guy and maybe grow a pair (of ovaries) so i can ask him out or something. i mean, why not? i’m fucking sexy as hell and he lives in his own place so that is sexy as hell. also he is sexy as hell. 

that is all.